AI Dungeon is on Steam now?

Or apparently will be in "1 day and 11 hours" as of the time of this post, anyway.

WTF.

I'm not going to add it to my wishlist or follow it or whatever, but I probably will at least check the page again later, assuming I bother to remember, once it's actually "released," if only to see how much they're charging for it. This Steam version will, supposedly, allow "unlimited access to Griffin" (aka the weakest, shittiest version [and that's even taking into account that they switched away from GPT-3, such that even the "stronger" versions are still apparently weak and shitty, compared to how it used to be]) with "no energy restrictions."

In any case, it'll probably be review bombed to hell, once reviews are possible. The Steam forums certainly aren't being too receptive or kind about it, and I don't really blame them. (And, apparently, the web and mobile versions have full screen popup ads now on top of everything else. If that's in this Steam version as well, they really will get review bombed to hell, especially if they're going to charge money for it. We'll see, I guess. *shrug*)

Also, "Cross Platform Multiplayer." LOLwut.

Blah blah Square Enix Denuvo Dumbfuckery Yadda Yadda

Blah blah yet another game showing up in the Steam News window whose name I've already forgotten now yadda yadda Square Enix sucks ass yakkity yak fuck Denuvo forever bibbidi bobbidi boo.

"TMNT Cowabunga Collection - New Info!"

Watch on YouTube

"We spoke to the developer of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection at Comic Con. We discuss what we saw and the goodies planned to be included!"

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Huh... I didn't know that about the third TMNT Game Boy game (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue), that it was basically a Metroidvania game. Makes me wish I'd gotten it as a kid, since I only owned and played the first two Game Boy games. And, yeah, Back from the Sewers wasn't nearly as good as Fall of the Foot Clan. The only good thing I can say about BftS over FotFC is that the second game used the actual Krang theme[1] when you fight him, unlike the first game which just used some generic boss music. As for the soundtracks over all... ... ...*shrug* I like them both. The second one's probably got more to it, though. I hope the third game's is as good. ...I mean, I guess I could just listen to it and see/hear.

And yeah, on the whole, the Cowabunga Collection sounds pretty awesome. I'm sure I'll get it eventually.

Ah, the days back when Konami didn't suck shit. I.e. back when they actually still fucking made real-ass video games.

[1] - For reference. (EDIT) I tried linking to the actual TV show version a few times, but the videos kept getting blocked/removed for whatever dumbshit reasons, so fuck it. *weary sigh* It's basically the same as the arcade game version, there, just a lot slower and more mellow. (/EDIT)