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G.O.D. stands for "Growth Or Devolution."

It is an old SNES RPG released in Japan in 1996 that never got an official release outside of Japan. There is, however, an English fan translation available. I just finished it, over the course of a week or three. My final time was 30-ish hours, and my characters' levels were in the high 50s or so by the end.

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Yeah, that's pretty accurate. At least for the Next Generation game and the Starfleet Academy game anyway. Those were the only two I actually played myself as a kid. I did try the DS9 game in recent years on an emulator, but I bounced off of it after five minutes or so. I also tried to replay the Next Gen game recently and... ehhh. And I haven't even bothered with the Starfleet Academy game again lately, because... ehhhhhhhhh.

I only remember one specific thing about the Next Gen game, even though I owned and beat that one, and that is that there was one planet that I think had some kind of screwed up, poisonous atmosphere (or maybe no atmosphere at all) and if you beamed down with anyone besides Data, they would immediately begin choking and die if you didn't keep some ventilation fans turned on, so it was easiest to just only send down Data by himself to that particular planet. So that was fun.

As for the Starfleet Academy game, I never owned that one, but I did rent it once for a weekend or so. Not sure if I ever managed to beat it. Probably not. And for that one, the only thing I remember was that if you dared to approach the starbase after your mission was over with your ship still in red alert mode (i.e. shields up and weapons armed), you got chewed out because doing that is apparently against regulations or something. I don't recall if it automatically failed you, but it did at least hurt your rank for completing the mission, so I guess if your score was already pretty low, it could be enough to bump you down into failing the mission. And... I think the starbase started shooting at you if you didn't turn off red alert fast enough, maybe? So that was also fun.

And he's right about there being other, better games from that era. As I've said in previous posts about this (such as this one here), I much preferred the old point-and-click adventure games on PC from that era, i.e. 25th Anniversary, Judgement Rites, and A Final Unity. (I still don't really get why GOG hasn't managed to get A Final Unity up on their store after all these years. I'd buy pretty much in a heartbeat if they did. They have those other two, after all, along with several others.)

I'm still hoping that Resurgence will also scratch that same itch that the previous P&C adventure games did (whenever I finally get around to buying it after it's released in May or whenever).
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"Barbie Super Model and the unreleased Barbie Great Adventure"



Yeah, all two of them, one of which was never officially released, as mentioned above.

Honestly, the main extent of my familiarity with any of this stuff comes from the OCRemix track "Plastic Goddess" by Children of the Monkey Machine. And that's the only reason I'm aware that the soundtrack for Barbie Super Model, some of which you can hear in the above SNES Drunk video, is actually pretty okay. (The SNES version, anyway, as I'm not as familiar with the Genesis or PC versions' soundtracks, though from what I little I heard of them when I skipped around in those two longplay videos there, those versions seem fairly similar.)

And yeah, same as with a "proper" game based on My Little Pony, I wouldn't be above playing a "proper" Barbie game, either, if such a thing ever existed. And by "proper," I mean "not a nigh worthless, cash-grab, piece of shit game pumped out on the cheap because 'little girls don't care about video games'" or whatever. Where are the games for Barbie and MLP with equivalent quality to Ghostbusters: The Video Game or South Park: The Stick of Truth or Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People?

As for the Barbie movie, I'm not writing off the possibility that I may actually watch it someday, but I haven't seen it yet.
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Oh yeah, I think I'll be able to get some use out of this thing.

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