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I've seen this goddamned commercial roughly seventy-eight billion times, and I don't even fucking watch TV. Like, at all. It seems like every single time I leave my room to go to the kitchen for something, and my sister is sitting there watching TV, this fucking commercial will be playing. Every single fucking time. I usually come in right around the part where that one woman is doing the robot, and then the other woman smashes her head through the low ceiling.
It is banal. It is tiresome. It is inane. It is aggravating. It sucks. I hate it. Please, make it stop.
Yes, I am exaggerating about how often I've seen this commercial.
But not by much. For real, it has happened three times, today alone.
If I ever have to buy a new cellphone plan at some point, you can damn well be sure it will never be Consumer Cellular. (Sort of like if I ever need to buy car insurance, it won't be fucking Liberty Mutual. Their commercials are even more asinine. It all makes me wish adblock was a thing you could have out in the real world, and not just on the Internet.)
