Bondi wasn't as effective at covering up Trump's voluminous presence in the Epstein files[1] as Trump wanted.
(The previous sentence is the rough equivalent to saying "Guess a handheld sponge wasn't as effective at preventing the Niagara River from falling into the Niagara Gorge as Trump would've liked.")
[1] - Remember those? Just because Trump has started an illegal "excursion" into Iran and that's all the media is talking about now (as intended), that doesn't somehow negate the fact that Trump raped children (aLlEgEdLy).
(The previous sentence is the rough equivalent to saying "Guess a handheld sponge wasn't as effective at preventing the Niagara River from falling into the Niagara Gorge as Trump would've liked.")
[1] - Remember those? Just because Trump has started an illegal "excursion" into Iran and that's all the media is talking about now (as intended), that doesn't somehow negate the fact that Trump raped children (aLlEgEdLy).