Castle Magus

"Hi. Matt Lech (Left Reckoning, The Majority Report) joins Katy, Cody, and Jonathan to talk about the latest revelations in the ongoing Trump-Epstein scandal and the IDF's grotesque murder of thousands of Palestinians seeking aid in Gaza."

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"For months"? Try "for years" or "for decades."

Really, though, if Trump didn't want to get caught up in this big conspiracy about a guy who ran a literal island for pedophiles, then maybe, I don't know, perhaps Trump should not have almost assuredly raped children, probably. Just saying. Though, yeah, I agree that there's probably not video of Trump actually fucking kids (unless Putin happens to have something stashed away somewhere from Trump's time in Russia), nor is there likely audio or written statements of Trump explicitly discussing potential pre-adolescent fucking activities.

(Remember, too, that Trump was a guy who walked into the dressing rooms while girls were changing clothes at those teen beauty pageants that he ran [which is mentioned in the above embedded video, too]. And, again, all the creepy shit he has said about his own daughters over the years [which is mentioned in the above embedded video, too]. It's way more than just the Epstein shit. Trump is almost certainly a pedophile. And he's a known rapist, aLlEgEdLy.)

Wouldn't it be incredibly fucked up if Donald Trump is the guy who normalizes pedophilia in America, though? Like... he just snaps one day and holds a press conference and is all like "Yeah, I fucked a bunch of kids. Bigly. Yuge amount of kids I fucked. What about it?" and then half of voting age Americans are just like, "Well... if our God Emperor did it, then I guess fucking kids maybe isn't a bad thing, actually?" That would be the icing on the wretched, shit-soaked cake that is Donald Trump's "Aristocrats Joke"-like excuse for a life.

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Oh, and they mentioned Hillary and the FBI bullshit and James Comey and the like in the above video? I guess that means it must be time for the obligatory mention of the True Pundit Hoax again.

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And... yeah, Israel is still committing literal fucking genocide. Not much new to say there. It's still ongoing, just like it has been for almost two years now. Nice to see the lamestream media is finally starting to catch up, I guess. (The less I hear about the fucking Nelk Boys the better, though, especially if they're actually, honest-to-god """""interviewing""""" Benjamin fucking Netanyahu of all people. What's next? Logan Paul heading over to Gaza for some more choice outrage-bait content?)

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"Hi. On today's episode, we look at the Trump administration's cuts to FEMA, the NOAA, and the National Weather Service, and ask why anyone, even the GOP, would want to get rid of these valuable, non-political entities that only exist to help people."

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Could have done without the stupid "scream machine" skit, but otherwise, good episode.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with DOGEald Trump and everything to do with Project 2025, as usual.

"Hi. Comedian Josh Gondelman joins Katy, Cody, and Jonathan to talk about the latest in the Trump/Epstein debacle, how MAGA grifters like Benny Johnson are scrambling to decide what they believe, the latest inflation numbers, the GOP defunding NPR & PBS, and Grok's new creepy 'companions.'

"(And, as is typical, we finished recording right before The Wall Street Journal published that Trump-Epstein birthday card! We'll talk about that soon, but until then, may every day be another wonderful secret.)"

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(Here is [an archive.is snapshot of] that The Wall Street Journal article about Trump's bawdy birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein that they mention in the description. Trump, of course, says it's fake, because he "never wrote a picture in my life.")

Karoline Leavitt on screen? Instant "middle-finger worthy" tag inclusion. Of course, the later Donald Trump clips would have justified it, even if that hadn't already done so.

"It's like the dog caught the car, and the car was full of pedophiles, and the dog was also a pedophile."

"It makes it seems like they're all untrustworthy and they're in this position that they're now stuck in because they supported this serial liar and now it's them. 'The elites! The government! They're all in charge and they're all lying to you! Oh... we're the elites and the government now. We have to lie to everybody...' is the situation they're in right now."

Oh, and let me guess, the "credible" files are only the ones that don't obviously include Trump's name all over them. Gotcha.

"[Trump] is too cooked to know how to get out of this on his own. This is like watching Bugs Bunny be like 'I can't put on that dress again. I'm not going to fool this guy into thinking I'm a sexy lady. Why do you even want to hunt me?' He's just past his prime as a liar. He's lying about a thing that people care about and lying in a way that insults their intelligence to their faces. He's still so effective at telling people the lies that they want to hear when he is aligned with them, but when he's adversarial, he's not good at making excuses. All he can say is no, and that's not good enough when you've spent a decade frothing people up about like John Podesta eating babies allegedly and all that shit. And now [Trump] is like actually there's nothing, it was written by my enemies, and they're like well then what the fuck were you talking about for 10 years?"

"Leaving a cult doesn't mean it wasn't a cult."

So, apparently, the RWNJ horseshit narrative now really, actually is "WeLl, BiDeN pRoBaBlY pUt SoMe LiEs In ThE ePsTeIn FiLeS jUsT tO mAkE tRuMp LoOk BaD." How utterly, tediously banal.

Charlie Kirk: "[My] balls are in their hands."

It wasn't mentioned in the video above, but keep in mind, too, that Trump has very heavily implied that he wants to fuck his own daughters and has been doing so for decades. (How old is Tiffany Trump now?) Is it really so hard to believe that, maybe, just maybe, Trump also fucked some underage girls on the sly? Possibly ones that looked like Ivanka and/or Tiffany? You know, if that really were a thing that allegedly almost assuredly happened and all.

In any case, none of this Epstein shit will matter at all a month from now, maybe even a week from now. All the dipshits who were already predisposed to suck Trump's mushroom chode will be back to slurping it just as they have been for the past ten years now, and everything will continue to suck rancid asshole for everyone who was not predisposed to do that.

And yeah, that new Grok thing is pretty fucking creepy and weird. <-- Evergreen statement.

It's like Trump just says a bunch of random shit (e.g. "ThE rEpUbLiCaN pArTy Is EvEn MoRe UnIfIeD tHaN iT wAs ThReE dAyS aGo," and "I hAd NoThInG tO dO wItH ePsTeIn. ThAt'S oLd NeWs.") that is obviously not true that he just expects to magically be true or become true, simply because he said it. And, too often, it actually works, because he has thousands or even millions of lickspittles working around the clock, either openly or in secret (perhaps even unbeknownst to him), to make as much of the bizarre shit he says become as true as it possibly can, or at least to have enough of a veneer of "truth" that too many people just accept it as "true," even if that's to the detriment of everyone not named Donald Trump.