"Fact check: Trump delivers wildly dishonest speech at CPAC"

Of course he did. Donald Trump wouldn't know what truth was if it came up and bit him in his corpulent ass.

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In other news, once again, grass is still green, the sky is still blue, and water is still wet.

"Ron DeSantis: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)"

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"John Oliver discusses Ron DeSantis, his track record as the governor of Florida, the pitfalls of comparing him to Donald Trump, and the supposed dangers of 'woke math.'"

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Yeah, when compared to Trump, DeSantis "isn't that bad," but like Jon Oliver says here, comparing DeSantis to Trump is like comparing a restaurant to a chicken pot pie that fell on the sidewalk. Yes, DeSantis is "better" than Trump, but that's not saying anything meaningful at all. A wet bag of dogshit is better than both of them, after all.

And yeah, that whole "Thai food" thing is both asininely ridiculous and ridiculously asinine.

The best possible outcome for any 2024 Republican Primary would be for Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump to be literally locked into a Thunderdome and forced to stay in there until both of them are dead. Two men enter, neither of them leave.

Yep, that's totally how you milk a cow, The Sims 4.

This has to be the most realistic simulation of milking a cow I've ever seen in a video game. *eye roll*

"BG&E2 is Stuck in Development Caelid | Castle Super Beast Clips"

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There is no way that Beyond Good and Evil 2, if it ever does actually get released at some point, has any chance whatsoever of being even remotely good. (Also, Woolie, it has "only" been 15 years, not 20.)

Also, at the start, they mention Forspoken and how Squeenix dissolved the dev team that made it after, like, a month or so.

It's kind of sad how none of these companies (Squeenix, Ubi, EA, Activision Blizzard, etc.) who, when they have a dev team make a game and then the game does badly and then they punish the dev team by "absorbing" them or else just straight up firing them, have the self-awareness to realize that the common denominator in all of those cases is... those companies. I mean, this isn't (or, at least, wasn't) a post about EA, here, but just think about all the devs that EA bought up over the past two or three decades and then, after the output of those devs almost immediately turned to shit explicitly because of EA's worse-than-useless meddling, EA killed off said devs (while continuing to milk the rotting corpses of said devs' IPs ad infinitum). And yet, EA never once stops to consider the obvious fact that maybe they are the reason this keeps happening over and over and over and over and over. As usual, sadly/frustratingly/enragingly, all the other big publishers seem to look at EA as a role model, rather than a cautionary tale.