Dear Christian Post/Kaeley Harms, not so kindly go fuck yourself with a rusty spool of barbed wire

"Dear John Oliver, kindly go pound sand" (EDIT) Just replaced the link to the actual Christian Post website with an archive.is version of it, because I don't want to direct any more traffic to that piece of shit website. (/EDIT)

Saw that dumbfuckery show up in my Google News app, which was shat out in response to a recent episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, because Google wrongly believed I wanted to see worse-than-worthless dreck from a birdcage liner like The Christian Post. Needless to say, I very quickly corrected that mistaken assumption by Google. Also reported it for being "Misleading or sensational" and "Hateful or abusive" (wish now I'd also included the "Violent or repulsive" option), which was cathartic (as is this post here), though I seriously doubt Google will actually do anything about it.

(At least this Kaeley Harms has an appropriate last name, anyway, given that she absolutely "Harms" trans people, and intentionally so, by publishing hateful horseshit like that.)

I hate getting in the car to go somewhere after my sister has driven it somewhere...

Not because I have to readjust the seats and the mirrors. Those are mild inconveniences at worst.

No, it's because I almost invariably have to immediately switch the radio away from the local RWNJ talk station (you know, the kind of station that plays dross like Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity and other such pieces of worse-than-worthless shit). I've very briefly mentioned this before, but it has not stopped being a thing between then and now. The fact that she's willingly poisoning her mind with this dogshit on a regular basis is just galling to me. It sucks.

</cathartic rant>

"Netflix DMC Is Official Fanfiction | Castle Super Beast 315 Clip"

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I'm mostly like Woolie in the above video in that I haven't seen the Devil May Cry Netflix thing yet, but I'm also not like Woolie (or Pat or Gene) in that the only Devil May Cry that I've played at all is the first one, and also I have little to no interest in seeing the Netflix Devil May Cry thing to start with (and even less, now). I've seen some LPs of the later games, but I haven't touched them myself. Basically everything I know about the later Devil May Cry games comes almost solely from these guys.

So anyway... apparently, this new Devil May Cry Netflix show sucks balls, I guess? They do compare it (unfavorably) to the first Netflix Castlevania show, and I would probably agree with most of what they said about that, here.

"'If it's the only place to play Mario, you buy it': Dumbass reacts to $80 Nintendo games"

Actual headline (because I did a bit of selective editing up there to get it to fit): "'If it's the only place to play Mario, you buy it': Former PlayStation boss reacts to $80 Nintendo games"

Um, no. No, I fucking don't, you dipshit. I don't play Mario (or Zelda or Metroid or any other Nintendo game) at all with such an absurd price. I haven't even bought a Switch 1 and games at a $60 price point yet, so do you really think I'm going to buy a Switch 2 and games at a $80 price point? Here is my dickhole. Suck from it.

Granted, obviously, I'm only talking about myself here. I'm sure most cOnSuMeRs still have their lips surgically attached to the sewer pipe, though, just as they have for the past couple of decades now, and will gladly, or at least curmudgeonly, suck this shit down just fine.