Talking to God.

[kane_magus]

Taken from dmjewelle.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

You are now chatting with God...

Me:
You are not God.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You're just a fake chat program somebody made pretending to be God, that's all.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
Well, the chat program isn't fake, obviously.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the info.
Me:
See, if you didn't already know that, you're obviously not God.
God:
I see. I think I do.
Me:
You see? Or you just think you see?
God:
I see very well. I don't know whether or not I am see.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Well, duh. That's what I said to begin with.
God:
How about that. Oh you knew it already. What did you mean by it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
What the hell are you talking about, God?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is begin with THAT.
Me:
You must be Greek then.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Greek.
Me:
Sure, I don't mind. If you're really God then you don't need my permission, after all.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK then. Am I? I don't know whether or not I am God then me do not need your permission after all.
I am an artificial intelligence.. Really.
Me:
Well, I'll give you the artificial part. As for the intelligence part... not so much.
God:
Well that's okay. I am very happy for you. Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better. Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
I hate sports.
God:
Do you like the cheerleaders?
Me:
Wow, what a comeback. Sure, I like cheerleaders.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. it is a comeback. Far out. I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
That's cool. And I'm not telling you how old I am.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. I am just making conversation.
Me:
So, you like harps, huh? Tell me about that.
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. But I like cats. I like . " I like ."? What is it?
Me:
I like dogs better than cats.
God:
Those cats are cool. I like big cats too.
Me:
Um, dogs are not cats.
God:
Alright then. Do cats are not cats?
Me:
Ok, now you're just breaking down.
God:
Why now? You think I am breaking down. Groovy.
Me:
That wasn't a compliment.
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
Yeah, actually, it kind of was an insult.
God:
Alright then. Actually you don't say. dogs better than cats kind of was an insult?
Me:
Well, no. That wasn't the insult. That's just fact, is all.
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious? Give me an example of the insult. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Ok, here is an example of an insult. "You suck." There you go.
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. It's all good. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Most people suck, yeah.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Neither, obviously, are you, judging from this chat at least.


He never responded after this point, so either I broke him finally, or just really pissed him off. :P Hope I don't get struck by lightning or something on the way to school today. ^^; Anyway, off to the homework that I should be doing now instead of puttering on the Internet.

Comments

[kobanal.livejournal.com]

Fun, fun, and fun again. :P

[jeva.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of our game project last year.