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"The Florida governor is aggressively campaigning in Iowa. It's barely making a dent in the polls."
As someone who abhors both Trump and DeSantis, everything about this article is rather depressing.
Mind you, I don't despise Trump and DeSantis equally, because if I were forced to choose one of them, I guess I would very grudgingly pick DeSantis over Trump, but that's like having to grudgingly pick a sandwich made with horse turds over a sandwich made with cow turds. I really don't want to have to eat either of those sandwiches. Neither Trump nor DeSantis manage to rise above the "literal wet, leaky bag of rancid canine diarrhea" standard that I often use for judging potential POTUS candidates. If either one of these guys somehow manages to unseat Biden in 2024, then America and the world will be in for four more years of malicious asininity (or, perhaps, asinine malice) once again.
Neither Trump nor DeSantis is a "good, good man," as one dumbfuck in the article said to describe DeSantis (even though the dumbfuck preferred Trump). "'You know the best thing that could happen?' [the Trumpanzee dumbfuck] said. 'If [Desantis] would run as a vice president.'" No, that would be the absolute worst thing that could happen, because then, if Trump somehow managed to win, the malicious asininity mentioned above would be doubled.
"'It seems like the more indictments that Trump gets,' [another GQP dipshit] continued, 'the better his numbers do.'" Which does absolutely nothing but demonstrate just how utterly bugfuck insane Trump's supporters are.
In a perfect world, instead of jetting across Iowa and campaigning for President, Trump would be rotting in a prison cell right now, and DeSantis would be unemployed in Florida right now.
As someone who abhors both Trump and DeSantis, everything about this article is rather depressing.
Mind you, I don't despise Trump and DeSantis equally, because if I were forced to choose one of them, I guess I would very grudgingly pick DeSantis over Trump, but that's like having to grudgingly pick a sandwich made with horse turds over a sandwich made with cow turds. I really don't want to have to eat either of those sandwiches. Neither Trump nor DeSantis manage to rise above the "literal wet, leaky bag of rancid canine diarrhea" standard that I often use for judging potential POTUS candidates. If either one of these guys somehow manages to unseat Biden in 2024, then America and the world will be in for four more years of malicious asininity (or, perhaps, asinine malice) once again.
Neither Trump nor DeSantis is a "good, good man," as one dumbfuck in the article said to describe DeSantis (even though the dumbfuck preferred Trump). "'You know the best thing that could happen?' [the Trumpanzee dumbfuck] said. 'If [Desantis] would run as a vice president.'" No, that would be the absolute worst thing that could happen, because then, if Trump somehow managed to win, the malicious asininity mentioned above would be doubled.
"'It seems like the more indictments that Trump gets,' [another GQP dipshit] continued, 'the better his numbers do.'" Which does absolutely nothing but demonstrate just how utterly bugfuck insane Trump's supporters are.
In a perfect world, instead of jetting across Iowa and campaigning for President, Trump would be rotting in a prison cell right now, and DeSantis would be unemployed in Florida right now.
