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So, Starbucks is using plain red cups this year. Some pastor then got super-buttangry about it and claimed that because of this, Starbucks "hates Jesus." (Verily, because a snowman or whatever on a coffee cup represented Jesus. Somehow.)
No, seriously, this is not satire, but real life. Even The Onion would have to work extra hard to top this (though I look forward to seeing them try).
In conclusion, Starbucks actually doesn't hate Jesus, shock of shocks, despite claims to the contrary. It has to be true because Snopes says so.
No, seriously, this is not satire, but real life. Even The Onion would have to work extra hard to top this (though I look forward to seeing them try).
In conclusion, Starbucks actually doesn't hate Jesus, shock of shocks, despite claims to the contrary. It has to be true because Snopes says so.
